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“I really wanted to tell someone about my like, first ‘sexual experience’. It happened today, and there’s just *no-one* to tell. I’ve been going out with my boyfriend for like, two months. And today we were having like a

ATTENTION BALMUNG PLAYERS! Looking for some love this Valentione’s day? I saw on reddit someone was doing a maid cafe in game for valentines day if we could get enough people for the event I think it would be a adorable thing to do! I was thinking

lunaismaiwaifu: Humanized Twilight drinking semen is my new fetish. Someone write this fic. Make it happen! High-res Imgur Mirror

It finally happened!So there I was, rolling with a couple friends-I remember I was naked on a couch - there were hands on my chest, squeezing *just* the right way, and someone was making out with me… Mr. S was between my legs, his double-pierced tongue

francisketches: I had already seen all of it but convinced my lil sis to watch it. This happened in her second run. I managed to make her listen to it. >:) D’aww thanks for sharing it with someone! Glad you could experience it together! This warms

beaniebaneenie:saydams:nudityandnerdery:bae-guevara:Is someone over on Reddit trying to make this happen as we speak?Also, if the sale collapses on Elon’s side, he owes Twitter ũ billion. It’d be really funny.likes charge, reblogs cast

Balem’s Business Model + Mr Night’s Position

timetravel-thefamilybusiness: starshattered: kissise: yahighway: amyzing12: loganlermanade: sunset-orange-peeta: Let’s just talk about how this is making me cry I just….oh my gawd. THIS IS A YA WAITING TO HAPPEN SOMEONE WRITE IT PLEASE.

ohsoplump replied to your post:Question, is anyone else getting a message that…this happens to me sometimes but i find reloading the inbox usually makes it go awayI’ve been trying that. But each time I try to reply to fan-mail I got from someone

“It was one thing to make a mistake; it was another thing to keep making it. I knew what happened when you let yourself get close to someone, when you started to believe they loved you: you’d be disappointed. Depend on someone, and you might

oitnbmoments: gotohellllllbig: can someone please just fucjcing spoil the entirety of oitnb season 3 to me because i got no time to watch it but i still wanna know what happens. i finished episode 4 so like what happens after that thx fam -piper makes

cotton-plots: Don’t ever give me a pen….ever….this is what happens when someone gives me a pen.. (I regret nothing, only that I didn’t make it sexier ;3) Cute <3

toopunktofuck: to all my followers who take antipsychotic medications: please remember the heat stroke advisory! please remember your meds may make it more difficult for your body to regulate its core temperature! wear your loosest clothes and limit

thumbsup4rockandroll: if there’s a blog that just posts screen caps/ gifs of steve harvey reacting to things i would follow it immediately please someone make it happen

chikuto: Making a surprise gift for someone They go offline before you finish it

imissnepeta: the-soul-eater-alchemist: You write a novel. Everyone loves the novel. Someone makes a movie based off your novel. Your favorite actor is cast in the movie based on your novel. You become best friends with said actor. It can’t happen

last night I managed to go on a proper date w someone my own age and it was like pulling teeth just to make that happen and he was cute and everything but basically just wanted me to suck his cock and now he’s not exactly jumping at a follow up

the-soul-eater-alchemist: You write a novel. Everyone loves the novel. Someone makes a movie based off your novel. Your favorite actor is cast in the movie based on your novel. You become best friends with said actor. It can’t happen if you don’t

i want aoba to take like seven dicks at once.

memeimpala: there are a lot of tv shows about young people in new york city with crappy jobs but nice apartments and clothes and stuff and i don’t think that actually happens in real life?? how would they afford it?? selling their soul 2 the devil??

lexxgotthejuice: jehovahhthickness: fromrushhourwithlove: beardqueer: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: It’s so easy to contract an STD, so don’t ever act like it can’t or won’t happen to you. Even when you use condoms

Practically overnight, and I have fully embraced the headcanon that Lexa and Prince Roan are siblings. Making the Ice Queen Lexa’s mother, because why not?…Before someone tells me exactly why not, it just deeply amuses me to imagine Roan getting

baby-make-it-hurt: tegansenpai: timetravellingtimelord: theparadoxymoron: katiefab: cutebabe: shipcomingthrough: Just watch it. oh……my fucking No, seriously. Watch the video. but guys…can you imagine what would happen if someone hacked

harry-sirius: 20 favorite quotes that didn’t make it in to the movies “His eyes burned suddenly and he blinked. He felt stupid for admitting it, but the fact that he had had someone outside Hogwarts who cared what happened to him, almost like

iggy-master-of-all: steampoweredcupcake: can someone write a book about this people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing It shall be done.

glumshoe: iggy-master-of-all: steampoweredcupcake: can someone write a book about this people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing It shall be done. fairy godmothers all look like men

if-i-go: donde-esta-mi-queso: If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy”

rapunzelie: the concept of liking someone and them liking you back and you deciding to date each other literally just baffles me because it has never once happened for me in my entire life how are you all doing this how are you people making it look

meludy: leatherlacedbass: kinkygamers: upwardspiral00: the-future-now: Pokémon sex toys are officially a thing — because of course they are It was only a matter of time before someone made Pokémon-themed dildos. The company making this happen

shadow13dickpistons:superioronion:kristina100000:this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stopcan we nominate him for the Darwin awardOh thank God someone explained this.

if-i-go: donde-esta-mi-queso: If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy”

“When you lose someone who’s your home, your only home in the world, and when it happens you think, ‘Oh fuck. I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, or place, or thing. Something to make me feel safe and now i don’t have that and

harry-sirius: 20 favorite quotes that didn’t make it in to the movies “His eyes burned suddenly and he blinked. He felt stupid for admitting it, but the fact that he had had someone outside Hogwarts who cared what happened to him, almost like

outside-your-boundaries: dont-call-it-screamo: the-kellic-ship: there should be a ‘Punk Goes Punk’ album where everyone just covers each other’s songs. I would piss myself omg please someone start a petition and make this happen

if-i-go: donde-esta-mi-queso: If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy"

itsbenedict:shadow13dickpistons:superioronion:kristina100000:this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stopcan we nominate him for the Darwin awardOh thank God someone explained this. overpressurized tanks exploding and maiming people is

daishoujo: gurrenlagging: Imagine if the 2020 Olympic opening ceremony starts with someone flying into the stage screaming “SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER!” someone make it happen

if-i-go: donde-esta-mi-queso: If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy”

boobsboysbacon: moonblossom: amandaexmachina: Donna for the new BBC Sherlock. I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please. We all know someone like this lol

if-i-go: donde-esta-mi-queso: If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy”

sloppy: “When you lose someone who’s your home, your only home in the world, and when it happens you think, ‘Oh fuck. I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, or place, or thing. Something to make me feel safe and now i don’t have

if-i-go: donde-esta-mi-queso: If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy”

moaka: vivency: bahliss: I want someone to write me letters please oh god then start writing first exactly…if you want something to happen, make it happen

I’m to the point where I’m gonna say fuck it and leave everything in the past and act like it never happened and then you’re gonna show up and make me think about it all again. fuck. missing someone sucks. caring for someone sucks.

if-i-go: donde-esta-mi-queso: If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy”

okay so apparently people are using my pictures for some type of roleplaying?? like its this whole area of tumblr and I dont understand whats happening but it makes me feel very weird .. its like im someones ‘character’ or idea for a character and

so this may just be me but i always feel…idk kinda disappointed when i finish a commission for someone and post it and all they do is favorite it or w/e, not bothering to leave a comment like i know that they’ve paid me for it and i should

iggy-master-of-all: steampoweredcupcake: can someone write a book about this people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing It shall be done.

someone is setting off these huge fireworks and they keep making the car alarm go off and it’s happened like six times wtf it sounds like the world is literally going to collapse

zaynsmaliks: how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone Make it happen

sloppy: “When you lose someone who’s your home, your only home in the world, and when it happens you think, ‘Oh fuck. I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, or place, or thing. Something to make me feel safe and now i don’t have that

spmib: peaches-tea: can someone make this happen to me in real life? It confuses me so much that this happens and is possible etc

if-i-go: donde-esta-mi-queso: If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy”

sloppy: “When you lose someone who’s your home, your only home in the world, and when it happens you think, ‘Oh fuck. I should’ve had a backup home. Another person, or place, or thing. Something to make me feel safe and now i don’t have

gagged4life: follaine: these are re-uploaded. The fact that I haven’t used this in a while makes me really sad. Gagroulette.com. Someone please make it happen.

falcosfm: When you want to collaborate with someone but Neither of you knows what to make. It never happened like that XD

if-i-go: donde-esta-mi-queso: If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy"

thoughtfultea:People become attractive over time as you get to know them. Someone who you once felt completely neutral towards can make your stomach do somersaults. It’s not that they were not good looking to begin with, it’s just that things happened

if-i-go: donde-esta-mi-queso: If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy"

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